A crow flies with the power of extreme diarrhea.

Looks like my ex. My ex-today's lunch!

Super-Croc is not exactly sure where did she end up in.

A cool guy from the movie "No moustaches, please" sucks on a guy made of glorious beards.

If you caught them all, it will burn like with fire.

Dave's heart. Oh, the poor sod...

No brownies.

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Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying labratoried when fellow Tit-entist Alyx Venga said: Gordon Freemant, what have you erected

Poo-TIS!

It is dark in the "Southern Parts", as Vader's bush was never moved down.

R'lyeth piss-tits lost and armchair and the invisible man dares to show his face.

When you're purple, you'll feel right as Rain.

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