A T-Rex is unable to play baseball, because the bat is on the ground, and his arms are short.

how rude of youz!

a badly drawn male sex organ

An army of ducks are preparing to launch their first manned mission to the moon. One is very impatient.

Once upon a time,there was a dragon.He farted,and the magic turned the fart into a wizard.The magic was,however unstable,and they all died.

Old man with a rare butt-nose disease and pinkeye is studying an alien for his school science fair. He wants to cure his nose disease.

An old retired leprechaun is checking his butt to see if he accidentally sat on dog-poop out in his yard.

One of Skitty's drawings is being poked by a multitude of masculine sex organs.

The "forever alone" meme takes on physical form and appears above a poor internet user who is unable to achieve his computational goals.

Once youthful and attractive, old McDonald has sadly not aged well, and is now an ugly loathsome old farmer with poop on his head.

A snowman tries to find the balance between good and evil, finds the key to Disneyworld, and tames the giant wounded ant guarding it.

What the world would look like if the insomniacs ruled it