Louis Lane wanted to surprise Clark clint with a pair of her kryptonite panties, but it didn't go as planned.
Mr potato dolls have gone down hill since they were first released.
Damn, Buddha must be into losing hair as well as earthly possessions. Dude doesn't have a hair on his body.
Ohshitngigger, some guy is hanging from a tree. Hopefully his bro won't puss out and will pull him up