A half zebra half man escaped from jail so he could tan his butt.

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The reason why there were no black people on the Jetsons.

Donut shoots out rays

A penguin has one wish, and that is to eat the banana baby that was birthed by the only living recycling bin.

Dr. House doesn't want Viagra, only his Vicodin. His mother is upset.

A nazi chases a large yellow basketball while waving a flag with a swastika on it.

Tombstone for the whorish bike who most of the town had rode. No one knew when it was born, but it died from AIDS in 2012.

An oompa loompa with a large red afro demands the mating stops!

A pile of ash smoking a cigarrette wields a machete while cutting the red yarn attached to it's doll.

Robotic zombie is being shot in the eye by a green arrow. Red Confetti is shooting out of it's left arm and left leg.

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