Look out for Mr. Stork, He's got you on his list, And when he comes around, It's useless to resist.

An armed and disgruntled policeman is no match for an obscene gesture.

A cyclops weeps.

Indoor cricket.

O, duck of shining glory!

Joker was here and he smeared around some blackcurrant juice and olives.

Ow! Ah'm on fiiiiiiiiiire!

Small Fry makes big bucks.

Lady Gaga stands waist deep in a puddle for her next performance.

A guy in a green shirt is fast asleep after a long day. He's also drooling a little.

Frustrated man throws out a failed napkin doodle.

Spiders LOVE sausages.