a blonde lady yells in the middle of a restaurant,"this cheese is ONLY for ME!" everyone stops and stares

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Ezio tries to do homework while on the phone (it's not going very well)

a green man looking up into the sky. oh no! there are fingers falling upon him! it's a good thing he is gay, he loves this shit

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a man with a green shirt and blue pants on presenting tofu to satan and satan proceeds to say " fuck tofu!" right on, satan

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a man thinking about the battle of seaweed and meatballs

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a cat stuck in a brown paper bag!

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a beautiful dragon things it's the ugliest thing on the planet

mother earth enjoying mars on a stick, eating it that is.

a pirate piggy with a peg leg!

a sad orange man is trapped within his own mind

a man falling from the sky showering the nearby buildings with his rainbow piss

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penguins hittin the bong. one is yelling "PASS DA WEED"

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