Sad alien dog who was born red but has always dreamed of being blue. They told him he could be anything he wanted to be. They lied.

a shield painted to look like a pigs face

a cat staring at deformed butterflies

A black man, half buried in the ground, scares a short mexican back across the border.

Two tacos on a date

Mmmm lustful grab of a twinkie.

A bottle of axe with a new brand called BANG.

Why does thy face bestoweth upon thine own this blasphemey, brethern?

a bear w/ body stars

a guy waxing.

A mustached leprechaun in a green top hat ponders the existance of air.

Bitch make me a sammich.