A moogle, dead from an insertion of pickle into the forehead.

Blue Spy is confirmed as a wanker by Sniper.

A pokeball is moderately happy that it has a blue facial pube.

A lord asks his servant "what kind of stone do I use to sharpen a sword?"

Doodle or Die

A nice looking trailer for the new space porn masterpiece, Space Dong 2, featuring an ominous looking dick orbiting Saturn.

Mecha-Charmander eating a micro pizza.

The Three ghosts of christmas past visit a smiling Peapod.

The Irish Defense Cartel have broken this mans shoulders.

Sir Lance-Not-A-Lot faces a great white dragon wearing an ill-fitting waistcoat.

New Chain

Plok, retrieving his grandads flag

Space Commander Colonel McShitgrin squats, readying his gun to fire on the advancing shiny yellow space blob.

Little Jimmy looks out the window in fear of the pen caps raining from the sky.

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