I crapped myself, will you please examine my ass

One F#*(@#( delicious stack of pancakes smothered in artery clogging butter. and jelly??!?!

A pink man surfs while carrying a superweapon to destroy Hawaii with

Creepy child, with crazy eyes and red lightning

Dancing carrots screaming "Not Potatoes"!

A swirling blue tornado of LSD, and clouds

David Bowie squatting because he is trying to push a big poo out, wearing a blue shirt. while fighting. Yeah bet you can't do that

an angry old coot with a unibrow yells at a kid on his lawn. He admires the pen the boy has however

a chain smoking baby with a golden unicorn horn

A stinky, port-a-potty with a man inside

A pink cotton candy man dancing next to a computer