A sliver of a moon hangs in a black star-spotted sky.

A blue noodle and a black noodle spoon on a warm summer night.

A single red M&M floating in a cup of goon.

I don't trust manuals.

Man shoots armless man in the face with a blue paintgun, using only his toes.

A star with a face on its crotch says YOU SURVIVED

A bloke with two heads. One of them is crying, the other is sick of putting up with a depresso head day after freakin day.

A worm stuck head first in a... jam jar?

Bloke with severe gayface is wearing big fat headphones and a bluetooth.

Orange man tries to poop backwards on an overflowing toilet

Mangled and bleeding right hand

Depressing statuses on Facebook that you should probably care about but don't.