A procrastinating hit-man

um... giant Jerk flag destroys the world?

An angry grey cat with a hitler mustache

A naked man saying"gimme my clothes back"

A plane with a giant pile of feces on it

New Chain

A t-Rex with the face of Morgan Freeman

New Chain

A man with no arms uses a microwave for the first time

Doodle or Die

Ozzy Osbourne on a throne of lies saying "Yes I Do"

A robot pointing at a tiny helicopter

A face saying "I-I don't know"

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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