The irony is, if anyone is close enough to read the sign, it is too late for them to escape the imminent lava flow which it is a warning of.

Kirk desperately needs Spock's approval, but Spock is having none of it.

King Cyrus NEVER forgets to look fabulous.

The tortoise, faced with the harsh reality of his slowness, guns down the hare's school, grinning manically and writing platitudes in blood.

a flesh coloured wumbo. I doubt this is what the previous describer had in mind.

An old woman gets the last laugh as the greying hedge expels pink pellets and the words 'on me bonny!!' while a black man laughs at flowers.

Both teddy bear and man are equally surprised at the extremely blunt knife's ability to pierce flesh.

stephen hawking racing a slinky down a staircase.

The pink-shirted man got a free gun with his beer, for some reason this makes him and his green-shirted friend cry.

A psychedelic train ride across a wavy rainbow, for the thin pink men.

New Chain

A spooky skeleton on a tightrope

CJ spitting out a question mark, what a busta.

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