vampire with cool facial hair and the most beautiful blue eyes

dinosaur doesnt want to be raped by spielberg on casting couch for jurassic park 4: retun of the sexy dinosaurs

say cheese, don't say sup, stupid cheese, this could have been a nice photo too, hope you're happy

french lego man with stupid big nose, needs surgery, his wife is cheating on him too, does he know that? do you know that you stupid twat?

pluto is no longer part of the solar system so what does it do with it self thesedays, just sits around waiting on his rad red skateboard

no tomatoes allowed past this point, you mst be a green vegetable to answer, cocky brussel sprout walks right by flexing his bicep

two doors arguing over who drove the window away. why do the doors have eyebrows?

justin bieber holding an egg, don't drop the egg bieber, it symbolises your career, if the egg breaks you break, look out you little scamp!

why the fuck is this dolphin walking, evolution has betrayed you once again you fucking mammel, get back in the sea bitch

get out of paul's box you stupid cunt cat

anorexic dancing to avoid the raining skittles

inflatable arm flailing tube man is cured from his hell and is able to live a normal life thanks to jesus, but what job can he do now?