A nice drawing of a man in a boat near an island with a house on it. A meteor crashes into the sea in the background.

Oh my god what a large meatball I think I'll have a bite oh wait its not a meatball its a bomb hahaha what a stu-

octopus taking a bath in the sea. In a bathtub. Whatever. He's pretty cool I think

New Chain

Radiohead recording their new album

In this season of 24: Jack Bauer must save a snake who is tied to a chair with a bomb in a basement. The culprit is a man without arms.

AMERICAN CITIZEN OF AFRICAN DESCENT

Father and son watching a show about horse genitalia, a real man's show.

A guy who thinks you wera capes in your mouth

Rocket-man saves person from soviet russia

Well some guy smerp his face but it's more like hkel a smyilee sow hes eayios are thikk

Newly laid railway track realizes it is going to be run over by a train.

a retarded 45-year old playing basketball with a water melon

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