Black alien realizes he forgot to close the garage door. "Oh shit" he exclaims

A grammatically challenged man gets third place in a grammar challenge. Impressive!

aerial view of a dog with googly eyes

eggsecutor aspires to be jigsaw from the Saw movies. Probably would be a better one since he could hypnotize anyone anyway

man pets his cat, which is sporting a guy fawkes mask. Perhaps he shouldn't let his cat surf 4chan anymore

a lizard trying to conduct a cup

a bunch of asterisks are swearing a lot, maybe cause they think they are cool

A man is firing a rainbow out of his butt. It's brilliance is blinding

A man has lost his penis and is offering a reward for it. Perhaps its where his car keys are.

cigarette butt and cheese. I don't get it

poorly drawn homestuck guy i think

Poorly drawn stickman finds a brown ball on the floor. His undeveloped form prevents him from comprehending it