One of those conversations where they both try to act like they understand, but neither of them do...

The sun cannot handle this long distance relationship with a puddle of oil. Teary eyed, he decides it's time to end this relationship.

The house with a mullet looks at the barbershop in hopes that he could get a haircut, but he cannot because he's a house.

The sun is depressed and vomiting uncontrollably.

Spidertank is bored with all the ownage he's been creating.

A married man has done unspeakable horrors.

The silhouette of a blimp is complimented by a face while it drops a bomb.

The dark is stepping up it's game by manipulating teddy bears.

The new Punk training regime. Demoralization.

Headcrabs!

Doodle or Die

Pinky from Pac-Man trades places with Doom Guy to spice up her life a little more.

A mushroom is putting major emphasis on shutting things.

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