Albert Einstein, driven to poverty, is murdered on the streets of Detroit.

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I am a mature gamer with a job so I can spend my money on a golden PS3, why are you all complaining? You too poor? lolol getalyf~

Duke Butter is here to coat corn and kick asses. And he's all out of corn.

Following the 10-step program, a cat sex addict finds no solace in God, as he too is an avid subscriber to feline intercourse.

Mr. Carrot is on his way to work. I hope he has a nice day.

Doodle or Die

Deadpool gets ready for battle.

Elvis P. Coyote is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

New Chain

A girl with a silly hat violently attacks a visitor for interrupting her afternoon tea.

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The long tendrils of an amazon plant attempt to fondle a missingno.

The green octopus is attacked by the deadly orange worm while it feasts upon the snake it has just killed.

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