Doodle or Die

toast is upset because his jam wife had a child with the neighbour. Wife explains her actions by saying husband does not please her enough.

New Chain

Jerk. Bitch.

a hypnotised victim has grown a unibrow and is sticking out his tongue as if to hide the hideous pimple on his chin (it's not working.)

a wolf left in the rain

sexbutt

a sapient rock observing an albino butterfly in great interest.

a pill with a tiny tree in it

man with antlers warning turner to stop

UFO pooping green.

New Chain

big stupid jellyfish

blonde male singing obnoxious lyrics as a pink ball is shot at his face

man loses it over broken tooth in shape of male reproductive organ

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