watch out, we got a badass over here!

It's the New Year, firecrackers are going off. Fat officer wants to hug this dude who only seems comfortable giving him a high-five.

crayon men are protesting. one-armed black cop holding a stick (in his only arm) tells them to stop.

homer simpson as an angry bird

dog has so many healthy options for lunch.

humpty dumpty had a great dump

The united states of america is particularly fond of a male organ

overhead view of a guy peeing in the ocean

stress under a happy lid

New Chain

the inside of your stomach

robot with a red hat

blue anime blob is blushing

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