Not realising they have killed the new baby, Morph wheels out the kid from the hospital as an invisible man watches…

ET came home with his dinner but when it came to pooping, his reaction turned to distress when he discovered there was no toilet paper!

A racecar driver finishing the race on foot because his car is being attacked by spiders halfway back on the track.

John the Donut arrived at the AA meeting and was happy to see that Denise the Danish Pastry was also a raving alcoholic!

Blue Jimbo stood solemn after Green Bert made a critical miscalculation during his sword swallowing routine.

Ron Weaseley finds faith...'Praise the beaming cock…for I am ginger!'

An exclamation mark with buttocks is always complaining.

The Mummy has been drawn on by a graffiti artist going by the tag of 'Hotse'

The Gingerbread Man, while balancing Walnut Whips on his chest, comments that the japanese are standing straighter than usual these days.

The Duck looked foolish after his makeover, but he did like how his lips were pink.

John Connor enrols in Ballet School, and is embarassed when his mother arrives to tell him he should be out killing machines instead.

Little Red Riding Hood & Bender go for a walk in a blizzard. It is beautiful.