Turtle with a briefcase.

Beautiful crying man.

A broken heart with a foul language.

A train named Bart travels on tracks made of piss.

A surprised man with a spear, who hates trampolines, prepares to jump on a saddle.

A little boy who is holding an ice cream cone that is waaaayyy too big.

Blind troll

Killer corn.

Dog addicted to crack.

A bathtub full of your favorite beverage.

PFFFTTTT And they think I'm going to draw THAT. :'D

Giraffe with spiderlegs, riding a walrus with butterfly wings.