A middle-aged banana woman, holding a walking stick, is angrily accusing a half-dead man of killing her father.

A goldfish is on dry terrain, and a fat man tries to keep him alive by pissing in it's mouth. The sun watches the scene in absolute horror.

Doodle or Die

HIV (thanks for the note ;p) being injected in a clueless lizard

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