Poor Jane can't escape... THE RED MILES! :(

Dirk, Roxy, Jane and Jake throw undyingumbrage a surprise party. No one survives.

A man flies through the air wielding double-pistols-and-a-wonk while a tiny goldfish eats his left leg. jesus dick, WATERMELON ON HEAD.

and THEN the big salad comes... for a little one on one (but it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of dunks this guy has)

green eyed girl~

undyingumbrage touches Dirk inappropriately, Dirk does not reciprocate. The suspenders are almost too perfect.

a homeless man sits on the street and laments his past decisions.

a strawberry cries! this is a very well drawn strawberry, I expect the same from you.

The horse just wants to drink his god damn beer, IN PEACE!

a blonde lady celebrity in dave-style sunglasses has her picture taken by the paparazzi

an adorable pink kitty destroys a city with its laser vision. jesus it's cute...

Dirk thinks you're fucking hilarious