pikachu celebrates his coronation as the new king of hell by rocketing to space with hellfarts, setting the earth aflame

cthulhu beseeches a confused 1950s ice cream man to solve a riddle

the scariest angel reluctantly eats broccoli

on february fourth, a dragon's fire calls the dragon gay, shocking him so much he drops his spoon

only the torii survive the flooding

an invisible man demonstrates how to capture humans with giant flypaper

Bees hate when you whistle while running. Hate it enough to get a hammer.

I bet the previous description involved one or more anuses

a team of vegetables prepares to assassinate the banana king

an internet user boldly stands up for his/her standards of decency vis a vis anal insertion

a furious ethnic stereotype tries to convert a bowl of rice to christianity with the help of half a pinwheel

a man is distraught because he cannot cook his instant noodles with pyromancy