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The grave of Neyo with the words: 'At least I'm Famous' Engraved on it. While a Life of Neyo rains down on a guy and Neyo's grave.

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Bert caught Bernie cheating on him with Rubber Duckie and is now about to shoot the little rubber rascal.

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