Pissing blood on a carrot.

Cartman pissed because he can't get a horse to bite Scott Tenorman's car off

Count Jean von McFeggot is sad because red and white are the only colors in the universe.

A cyborg unicorn has fused its back with a centaur and has a massive mouse for its genitalia. And he finna rape Iloyd (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)).

A volcano made of street spewing light blue lava on the village of the sentient white turds. The sky is green for some reason.

Ganado sad because he can't get a stiffy no more ;-;