A man with an eye patch that says "arriba".

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A man is shocked to discover his prostitute is a transvestite.

A really cool green cube ejaculates Kool-Aid.

Gandolf the Grey shoots green jizz.

Two half circles greet each other awkwardly.

A moldy old man.

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A very pissed off mouse drawing a carrot.

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How to kill a hipster.

A lovely cup of gasoline.

A man with a mowhawk spews gibberish.

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A gentleman with obscene amounts of money.

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