Doom 3

Weird is dead.

Well, I hope you're ready for that always online DRM. Also >3.7 >2 hours >Error 37

A cactus browses 4chan. He was unable to make it into the cheese pizza thread before it 404'd. At least he won't get v& now.

Sea World opens a Sharktit attraction.

Sexy sharkgirl suggesting some sensual scrotum stimulation. /alliteration