Micky mouse swinging his chained up, spiked VCR player.

Jingle Bells

Conan O'Brian, AKA Flash Gordon, has been shot in the heart

HHHHNNNNNGGGG, So angry!

"Basketballs", the highly depressed penis tries once again to come on to a woman.

The pigs roam at midnight

New Chain

Inspector Butters

PENGUIN CANNON BALL!

Fuck signs

Hermaphrodite blabbers on about somthing

Timmy had never been so surprised as when he discovered that his pet cat was in reality a tiny dinosaur.

This particular waffle had a diabolical taste for the syrup of his brethren.

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