WATCH OUT THAT VACUUM HAS A KNIFE AND IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU DUDE WEARING AN ORANGE SHIRT WITH DENIM PANTS! STOP MARVELING AT YOUR CLEAN HOME.

that balloon scares the ever living piss outta me.

Jesus is pissing out of his arm pits on the US flag. All right Jesus! ANARCHY !

Amoeba version of Lassy

...And then the young Knight known as "Sir Tumblr" held up his shield to brace the attack of the old and withered dragon named "Facebook".

All alone. All alone. All alone. All alone. All alone. All alone.All alone. All alone. All alone. All alone. All alone. All alone.All alone.

a animal print thong tells a young red alien child " Moo", the child too young to understand says " Hey buddy" back.

A MAN TOUCHES A WOMAN'S FACE QUITE LUSTFULLY, THE WOMAN ASKS " Am I cute"

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punch a drunk mustached dolphin.

New Chain

hmm Slenderman meeting his brother SPLENDORMAN who is generally more happy and over all a really good guy unlike slenderman. :C

this woman has put on too much make up and now her face is entirely white.

The joker's dad having a mid life crisis.

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