My ex refusing to go down on me, and saying that I must do it instead.
30,000 points to Hufflepuff! You win!
A flower asking politely to not receive oral sex from a giraffe.
Leafless carrots are getting married. The female carrot as put on some weight, clearly displeasing the male carrot.
A time paradox.
Holy shit a talking sun!
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
Death note kills someone who is too easy? I guess they don't like the promiscuous.
Some gay British band.
Two flamboyant boxes (one orange and one purple) gossip about boxy things. The purple one has a purse.
The idiots guide to getting choice ass. The review says "This book made me get a great ass."
The hulk is getting high on a fat joint.