Apples aren't supposed to have peach cores! APPLES. AREN'T SUPPOSED. TO. HAVE. PEACH CORES.

Throwing water on The Master from Manos: The Hands of Fate.

In death, cats of Project Mayhem have a name. His name is "ugiest".

Ninja Kitty vs. Isaac. Ninja Kitty wins.

The Last BeeGee

Smurfs shouldn't smoke crack and drive.

A valentine to other Doodle or Die players! It says "professional artist", but that sure as heck ain't me.

A woman with a unicorn horn uses her freakishly long tongue to lick a lemon.

Awesome Face is a Pokemon now. I'm assuming he's the best ever.

Your hairdryer seems to be blowing straight fire.

A masked thief proposes to his blonde girlfriend, whom he's also robbing.

Campfire