Doodle or Die

The fictional state of Florida. Man what if Florida was real? Would that be fucked up or what?

"Everything's OK" he says to himself in a vain attempt to heal his shattered mind.

Watermelon-Sama is so dreamy and handsome. I think I'm in love.

The question mark is crucified on the cross to atone for our curiosity.

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A man is savagely mauled by a pack of ferocious dandelions.

A smiling mushroom sprouting from a patch of mycelium

A crucified snake and a VERY sexual goose glare at each other menacingly in preparation for their ultimate face-off.

Diet Hand! The low-fat alternative to your husband!

Rick bonds with his daughter's pet cat, then proudly declares "I <3 my daughter's pussy!" Nice phrasing Rick.

Link discovers porn mods and is entranced by the stunningly "beautiful" textures of Better Females by Bella.

Contrary to popular belief, elder scrolls do in fact have a practical use as a bandit repellent.

Doodle or Die

A unicorn and an oak tree in a boxing match. The tree is clearly going to win, that unicorn is so high he can't even look straight.

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