A curvy woman masturbates furiously with a wii remote while singing bulgarian folk songs.

Someone is very... /negative/ That pun isn't going to be very apparent until you see the picture yeah.

The earth. A tiny, blue and green marble in space, surrounded by vast nothingness, and the pinprick lights of distant stars.

A man burns, his charred body barely recognizable as human, blood running down a collapsed eye socket. Stoic to the end, he says only, 'ho.'

A horrifically mutated dog gives a blowjob to a clown nose which has been affixed to the top of a fallen christmas tree.

A tree trunk has a bite taken out of it.

A man whose head is on fire drinks a large moonshine jug labelled "HOT"

A face grins, with fangs. Its yellow eyes glow; its orange/red/yellow striped horns gleam. Its black mohawk... sits. I AM HOMESTUCK, it says

A MASTERPIECE. This brilliant depiction of man's inner chaos is nothing short of pure beauty. The swirls of grey, like the mind in motion...

HARDCORE PARKOUR!

A deer with either a lion's head or a sun for a face. It still has its antlers.

Bro cactus with shades.