"Bang, bang!" -Officer Stafford's last words, as he mistakes his own hand for a gun.

"Hey Bill, we're both guys, right?" "Yeah." "Damn. Wanna make out anyway?" "Yeah!"

Draw the workspace around you, wherever you're playing Doodle or Die.

10 Rupees? Golly gee! Lemme just get my dad's credit card, and I'll buy that "Get Ladies" DVD from you, kind Deku Tree!

The crown-pillow for the Queen of Pink. But the CROWN IS MISSING! GASP!

"Ahoy, Mustachio! I must perchance ask you a question!" Oh, dear... Mustachio is worried about the question.

Turns out, Trogdor's lovelife wasn't doomed. Looks like he met someone special.

The adventurers fled their campsite when they saw the angelic duckgod hovering near.

There's NO FREAKING WAY it's legal to sell this here. I mean, it's still breathing, isn't it?

Walter (Breaking Bad) vs. Hal (Malcolm in the Middle), Mortal Kombat style.

Sorry Jesus, but our disciples are on a different cloud!

Black Squarebo Baggins