Bec Noir suddenly starts thinking like a dog. Who wants the ball? Who? Oh yes, you want to ball, you murderous little psychopath! Go get it!

Hussie runs from a universe infested with the Red Miles. Oh, how he runs. But...HE CAN'T. ESCAPE. THE MIIIIIIILLLLLEEESSS.

Eridan reconciles with Karkat. D'aww, you can almost forget he murdered people. Almost.

The club (glub?) can't even handle Feferi right now.

Dave has dreams of having sex with John and misconstrues them as reality. He questions John how it was and John has no idea what's happened.

Karkat sings Take On Me, much to the chagrin of Dave.

Vriska and Dave have a nice conversation, while John sits at the table and wonders what the fuck happened to his life.

The sufferer has become a duck...Words. I can't. I am seriously unable to can at this point in time.

Flabby grandma doesn't even when a grape and a cherry arrive.

RAGE AGAINST THE LITERAL MACHINE.

A human male with glasses is performing a coitus-like event with the Batterwitch, both wearing buckets on their heads. #Homestuck at Night

John hits Bec Noir with a newspaper because he peed on the carpet or tried to kill everyone or something. Bad dog.