Greek God Apollo has diarrhea

Gardevoir wants a hot dog shoved up her a.ss

blind naked man tries to catch bumble bees in a net thinking they are butterflies

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may the flowers grow tits

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Ronald Mcdonald trys to molest Hamburglar.Hambuglar says "No" and calls 911

Gordon Ramsay is very happy and sets himself on fire after eating a cheese burger, a pizza and a milkshake.

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A pineapple playing a banjo

Smurfs enjoying a hot refreshing golden shower .

2 fish trying to sleep on a bed

horny zombies about to rape someone

the moon is screaming at a city

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