A jerk decides not to draw the picture he's supposed to and calls the describer a man.

black, bearded, afro man is looking seductively at a carrot.

I'm a cheese wizard, bitches! :D

A guy is watching porn and accidentally clicks the Facebook "like" button. He immediately regrets his decision.

someone who is clearly a virgin and needs to get out more.

A fat, bald man watching a dragon in a bikini on his laptop saying "Someday we will be together, Dragon-chan."

A guy who thinks he's cool wearing his hat backwards.

Homer Simpson thinks blank thoughts.

9.8 jiga-wha? SCIENCE!

this octopus doesn't like being kept on a leash.

the chaos that is life.

sickly person

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