Whose line is it anyway?

I accidentally slap people in the face when I ask them what's up.

A charming snake from the future hisses

A very well drawn bumble bee on a yellow flower

I threw a pink sock at the sun

A bunch of nerds

A woman reads my life sucks as an angry bird harrasses her

Everyone is slow compared to Sonic

A serial killer tells a serial lie.

A messed up man

A emotionally conflicted T-rex shoots up heroin

A know-it-all describes to his friends his prize winning chicken