The sexiest seagull ever

A white person falling through the Earth's stratosphere as seen from space

Red Alert 3

Hamlet asks "To be or not to be, MOTHERFUCKER!"

A crying man-baby examines the state of his left leg, which appears to be infected with green eggs and ham, and determines that it has to go

A rooster with 3 eyes

Holland 1945

Pinocchio runs for a seat in the House

There's a movie on TV. Four boys are walking on railroad tracks. I better go too.

Dr. Poopeater vs an angel

Old Macintosh flying lines screensaver

Gay Jesus of Nazareth