A blue creature of indeterminate species is appalled that it has been blamed for the death of the energizer bunny, who is evidently female

Dog viciously assaults elderly southeast asian man

A paperclip's last words are interrupted by the realization that he will die alone for his sins

An old book, lying in a pool of green liquid mixed with feces, vomits blue liquid into the air

A sad, broken man, his hair dyed green and his skin painted red, rolls up into the fetal position and begins to cry

Michio Kaku has masturbated so hard he came blood. Oh dear.

A slutty unicorn in a grey dress has just been splashed with semen. She exclaims, "shit."

the quantity 2 times fat lady divided by the quantity 2 times talking car equals pi... apparently

a red computer mouse floats through space on a squashed fetus. A red arrow is nearing them.

The velociraptors have learned how to throw bananas. We're all doomed

A brown rock has recently lost its soul

Two hockey sticks compete over a minuscule puck