A man with a severe head injury tries to roast a fish still in its fishbowl. In its last words, the fish yells "Goddamn Crackhead!"

Someone has opened Pandora's asshole and a blackhole quasar has escaped it.

You got your Black Coats and you got your White Fear, and what appears to be a terrible school shooting in between.

A story of a soldier and his platoon. It's a tragic tale of betrayal, redemption, and the meaning life.

Some sort of husk of a cat with bat wings, chicken drumstick right leg, and a red antenna with an arrow through it. It says "kill me".

A spiky explosion of the color orange originating from the vicinity of the right side of the screen.

A white cactuar has hung himself with a noose and died. He is gently urinating a white liquid.

A point of view shot of someone standing on the back of a turtle, looking forward as it heedlessly drifts through space.

Calvin has gone into an advanced state of mental degradation, showing a wide grin with missing teeth, black eyes, and facial shit stains.

A series of gray scribbles with a green circle and a purple dot. Really not up to the high standards we expect here at doodleordie.com.

A happy pickle monster.

A man with slicked back hair and a noticeable under bite appreciates the finer qualities of the phrase "Dat Ass".