Wait, you're a bee, trying to be funny? Bee pls.

Diamonds are a table's best friend.

Nope, Chuck Testa.

Pornography, tasteful pornography of course.

What you're wearing right now.

Glorious poop with bits of gold in it.

Someone from Skyrim who doesn't know anymore.

An alien's shoe.

Earth as seen from the eye of an alien.

A spoon-shaped alien. Obviously not green.

Stereotypical yaoi.

Pigeon football throw. Defiantly better than most pros.