A ghost on skype lookin at some boobies

A dragon cut off his tail and glued it to where his dick is. A lesbian looks on.

Romney wins the election so smart people jump off of the fucking earth

Sombody about to break his PC

Go home stop sign, you're drunk.

Michael McDouglas tried to serenade a woman with someone else's song

The picture of jigglypuff was untrue

Pinnochio lied too much so they sent him out to sea

A bowling ball wants to press the red button

The little boy that Peter Pan molested

An octopus blames the letter X for knowing a yeti

The door sign at a rave for gays (see: all), indicating that it's open for business.