It is 1977. Somebody does not believe in this new movie "Star Wars." But the guy with the massive blue head is here to save the day!

*gasp* Child eating? Tommy Wiseau's swimming trunks? The entire discography of Matty B? Boom? The person making this list is an evil fiend!

Mcdonald's wants a square bat-guy to go on a diet. Said bat-guy has other ideas.

Not everybody in Whoville was ready to forgive quite so quickly. This man is yelling and shaking his fist at the Grinch.

Wow, this new HD Duck Hunt lets you unlock a secret Chicken Hunt mode, where the ducks are chickens and the dog is a scarecrow. How nice.

An intense close-up of some person with bubblegum stuck in their bright red hair.

OH GOD MY EYES ARE ON FIRE AHHHHHH

Raw raw fight the peelah

Woman tells her reflection to brush its teeth once in a while. Oddly, said woman's teeth are perfect.

An angry mob of Christians is also MC Hammer, unfortunately.

This man does not care about the tornado. He just likes looking at the moon and stars.

COME ON GUYS LET'S GET CREATIVE