Doodle or Die

Crabs in Space.

The Elder Scrolls VI: My little Dragonpony was not an economic success.

Why did the chicken cross the road? [that's a nicely done chicken :)]

Wild Poo appears. Wild Poo uses shine. It's super effective.

Pickles are fucking hilarious (so are silver dildos and booze)

Have a present, dumb bitch. Sincerly, your crying ginger.

It's opposite day, a turd flushing down a person.

Bartender, I'd like a glass of snakes please.

Doodle or Die

Ah, there we go, all work done. Dammit, Hitler has drawn stuff into the wet cement again.

A shy milk box hiding behind a tree

Such a bother. I accidentally hit myself in the face with my red fish hammer. And now my arm has fallen off.How could this day get any worse

If you write Nothing on a yellow Background, is it really nothing? Did I just blow your mind?

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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