a self-confident paddle with clown-makeup is making a blue ball cry. The ball is probably paddle-phobic or racist...

some guy with broken legs is happy to fall down a cliff

Guy only hears "blah blah" while his GF talks. he is fantasizing about strangling their baby.

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a psychopathic toaster just toasted a slice of bread and is already on to his next victim

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an asian women in a pink dress holding a yellow mask in front of her face. her left hand is just a stump."But what of the children",she asks

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a gentleman-ghost on a graveyard at night, hands a boy a gift and tells him to sleep.

the EU flag. but instead of 12 Stars, it has 13 dots.

the proof that atheists have no humor.

2 alien mannequins

HALT! - HAMMERZEIT

thats what happens when micheal j. fox tries to draw a german flag

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a guy with a blue shirt asks his tulpa named phil, what there is behind him. but phil doesn't know.

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