A green octopus under a bed about to touch up two kids.

Oh shit man! My weed is talking to me! I'm totally tripping man!

Reddit is shit.

A floating turd in a river with the words above it saying "WTFSHAT,"

Time lapse of a rain drop.

Ummm.... it looks like some purple and yellow octopus alien thing giving a alien tree a blow job.

Black guy scared as the grammar police are banging on his door.

A man sitting on a chair and cutting off his leg stating "OH! easy".

God looks down from the sky angry at two men.

A chocolate biscuit is excited about finding the one ring.

Purple spaceship kidnapping trees to probe.

Your penis.