Blue bird contemplates joining a cult of mentally disabled carrots bathing in olive oil.

Those times you poured a bowl of cereal but then realized you didn't have any milk...It was him all along.

Tentacle woman with bloobs is boo-ed by a lumpy pacman who has been impaled by a wire frame.

Mentally disabled godly being creates a "beautiful" land of Pangea, and then proceeds to release a yellow liquid from his finger onto it.

A man ashamed of his ugliness watches two women sell their babies to strange men, looking through a paper bag.

Arm man to the rescue!

Mr Baseball Bat has amazingly escaped the sewage plant after taking massive head trauma and falling down a sewer.

What. The. Hail. Das Nasty.

Po the Teletubby lies dead, his TV in shambles in a pool of blood. Noo Noo the Vacuum acts suspicious.

Pastafarian Monk (research pastafarian) debates monotheistic views with his Christian colleague whilst he is enjoying steaming tortellini.

low priced winter gear, only $19.99!

Taco-Tico for 32 dollars.