F**k, get all these pens away from me NOW!

Quasimodo gets a love letter

Kitty will make you have a epileptic seizure

Sure I'll play chess, WITH MY F**KING TURTLE PIECES THAT SHOOTS GREEN LASERS FROM IT'S EYES, CHECKMATE B*TCH!

It's a free burger, bitch!

Guy on dessert island catches a fish and is angry for some reason, maybe likes the taste of turtle more

God watches as the world enjoys tobacco.

Captain mole man pops up and is lost

Earth + Angelic figure (= the cause of every war?)

Someone can't play

Godzilla knows the answer, too bad his arms are too short for anyone to notice he has his hand up....

Frosty is melting, boo f**king hoo. HERE COMES SUMMER!!!

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